20.12.08

The Evil Bunny of Doom!

How's this for proof that all bunnies are trying to take over the world?

After travelling for 3.5 hours to a destination that should have been a 45 minute drive, I was undaunted by snow, broken monorails, or driving 35 mph down the freeway. Movement was consistent, if slow, until I reached the parking lot of my apartment. Then, lo a behold a cute little bunny hopping around in the snow, so of course I had to stop and coo at it, stupid thing. After it hopped merrily along it's way, I tried to complete the last 30 seconds of my journey, but my wheels spun in the unpacked snow on a tiny grade hill that was no problem before I stopped. Argh, bunny! I tried backing up a little and starting over, no go. Backing up a lot, ran into the curb in front of the mailboxes. I finally pointed myself down an exit, got on the main road again, reentered the complex, and drove resolutely past the lair of the evil bunny genius trying to strand enamoured passers-by.

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