I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber.

That's truly how I feel right now. That is, not really feeling...I guess.

The only emotions that I feel very strongly are the type that I don't necessarily want to be broadcasting. Cool as a cucumber.

I want to be supported by someone I divorced but still be dating someone else! What's with that?

Why can't I speak Japanese???

Why am I complaining so much? ...let's not get into that mess!